That Guy

For those of you not lucky enough to be a member of the online dating world, you may be interested to learn that sometimes undesirable fellows contact you.  Here is a recap of the strange and/or unexpected men that messaged me this week:

That Guy: Lets just say one of his photos was a headless, self taken, shirtless body shot.  See the super accurate sharpie depiction of this gentleman for evidence of a. his douchebaggery and b. my wretched artistic skills.

That Indian Guy:  I have no qualms whatever about dating an Indian guy, or pretty much any other nationality or race.  But this guy lives IN INDIA and in interested in a long distance relationship.  Soooo, no thanks.

That Married Guy: Ok, is that description sufficient to know why this is an undesirable gent?  No?  Ok, he also very clearly explained an interest in sleeping with me exactly once in order to check "red head" off his to-do list.

So all you single ladies just need to get online and you could receive these special messages too!