Things I love: Dating-Related Miscellany

When Women's Magazines solve Real-Women's Problems

Something my lady-friends talk about all the time is how they think their spouses/partners/boyfriends, etc. do less than 50% of the housework, even though both parties work the same hours.  Every time this comes up I think to myself, "well that can't be true!"

Well, Self Magazine, thank you for setting me straight!  Not only was I shocked to find out that the gripes of my gal-pals were true, but Self Magazine has a solution for them!

Simply clean your house in your underwear and one of your partner's button down shirts and all will be well.  I am not super-solid on Self's reasoning or logic, but I gather that if you clean in this apparently alluring outfit, with your legs waxed and your hair perfectly tousled in loose waves, your significant other will kiss you and you will no longer care about the unfair division of labor.

You're welcome, non-Self-subscribing American Women!

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