Bucking Trends, Eschewing Advice

I look bemused, I blame it on the gnarly eyeball.

So I'm going out to dinner with Dudley Do Right tonight.  I have a ganky eye; it basically appears as though I'm super stoned in one eye and bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the other.  It was really fun at work all day with people physically backing away from me at the mention of pink eye.  Listen, co-workers, I'm no dummy, I didn't come in to work contagious.  Psh.  Anyway, I'm producing a photo of myself so all can judge whether or not this is a bad idea.  I don't think it's THAT noticeable.  Now the past two days, that was another story.

Ok, the Dudster is skinny and has tattoos, continuing my trend of going out with skinny dudes.  Turns out some skinny dudes dig a non-skinny lady.  We will see how it goes.  We are getting dinner because (according to his profile) he does not imbibe alcoholic beverages, which is the primary activity comprising my first date of choice.