12 Matches of Christmas!

Oh, OKCupid.  Right when internet dating was making me want to kill myself, you go do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!  That's right, 12 Matches of Christmas.  And so far, they have been people I've never "viewed" before, which is refreshing.  So, the first guy (pictured here) seemed like a huge douchey tool so I didn't message him, but I messaged the next two!  Just because OKCupid told me to.
I'm sure none of these yuletide charmers will reply, but hey, a girl's gotta try, especially when, daily, one man is laid out on a silver platter for her!


Also, check out this sweet pic of Santa riding a goat, courtesy of OKC!


In other news, Giant McBunnyman (henceforth known as Douchey McLazyass) pretty much blew me off the night before our date, claiming he wasn't feeling that well and he probably wouldn't want to go out the following evening.  He asked for a rain check but I was getting flashbacks to douche-bag ex so I just didn't reply.  I am not going to deal with someone who is self-described as socially lazy and ditches a first date because he "might not be up for going out" in the next 24 hours.